- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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