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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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