Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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