- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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