Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

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