What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Anti Joke

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