- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting