a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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