Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What are annoying? Ads.

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