There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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