- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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