- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Chuck Norris.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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