- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can anyone Lenin money?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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