Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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