Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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