What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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