What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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