- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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