Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Women's rights

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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