Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

If you have a stroke, call 000

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

The New York Giants

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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