- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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