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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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