- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

roses are red poo is poo

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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