- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats hairy and crys your mom

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