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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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