Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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