What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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