Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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what are you mike bibby?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Alchohol.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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