What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Good job, son.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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