What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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