Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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