if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Good job, son.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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