- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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