A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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richard is fag

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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