Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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