- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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