- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A man died.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

black chicken. kfc

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A miserable man committed suicide.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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