- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

cory

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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