- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why so serious ?

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

how do you call someone? use a phone

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

someone called someone else a frog

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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