What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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