Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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