What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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