- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

It's all Taggart

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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