- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

im telling maguire

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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