- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

like if your cool

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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