A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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