Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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ur gey

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