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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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