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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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