The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

William wright is Gay

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

You're a big fat monkey.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...