"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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