- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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