Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

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