Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man died.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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