What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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bite me

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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A house comes around the corner.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Faithful men.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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