What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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