- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what's black and can't swim?

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.