- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

womens rights.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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