- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking