- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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