Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

V I T A M I N C !

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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