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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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