- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Andoni was here

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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