- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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