- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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