- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Gay rights.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

whats worse than a kane nothing

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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