- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Your mums a potato

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

knock knock Goodbye

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